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...Vomit It Up, and Then Rent It Out at Outrageous Prices. [Jul. 19th, 2009|10:00 am]
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Middle aged man #1: Blah blah blah, global warming is bad, blah blah blah.
Middle aged man #2: I'm a landlord. I eat global warming!

--95th St & Columbus Ave

Overheard by: shmilda


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Scrubs icons [Jul. 19th, 2009|11:14 pm]

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[abusylittlebee]
1-10 (CougarTown)
11-18 ( The Drew Carey Show)
19-24 ( Friends)
25-33 ( Freaks and Geeks)
24-38 ( Dhani Harrison )
39-45 ( gilmore Girls)
46-55 ( Julia Roberts)
56-67 ( scrubs)
68-73 ( Christa Miller)
74-80 ( sarah Chalke )

81- 96 (Random,Ryan adams, Zach Braff, Bands, Pineapple Express,Family Guy, The Office, he's Just Not That In to You)

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Scrubs icons [Jul. 19th, 2009|11:13 pm]

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[abusylittlebee]
1-10 (CougarTown)
11-18 ( The Drew Carey Show)
19-24 ( Friends)
25-33 ( Freaks and Geeks)
24-38 ( Dhani Harrison )
39-45 ( gilmore Girls)
46-55 ( Julia Roberts)
56-67 ( scrubs)
68-73 ( Christa Miller)
74-80 ( sarah Chalke )

81- 96 (Random,Ryan adams, Zach Braff, Bands, Pineapple Express,Family Guy, The Office, he's Just Not That In to You)

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Which Expains Anglina Jolie [Jul. 19th, 2009|08:00 am]
overheardnyc

Man #1, in chaise lounge: Men and women have totally different criteria for attractiveness.
Man #2, also in chaise lounge: How so?
Man #1: A guy can look like a fucking bullfrog in a Beatle wig, but if he's charming and especially if he has money, women will be all over him.
Man #2: Yeah, especially if he has money.
Man #1: But let's say a really hot chick walked past us right now in a thong, and another woman says to us, "watch out for her, she's been in and out of mental institutions."
Man #2: We'd still want to fuck her.
Man #1: Exactly.
Man #2: Point well taken.

--Douglaston, Queens

Overheard by: Big Larry


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Stephen Hawking: Um... [Jul. 19th, 2009|06:00 am]
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Man #1: This is it, Times Square!
Man #2: Oh, so is this where time started?

--Times Square

Overheard by: Zack


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...Or at Least Strippers Dressed As Cops. [Jul. 19th, 2009|04:00 am]
overheardnyc

Teenage boy to friend: So when I was walking by the store I saw this guy being dragged out in handcuffs.
Friend: Shit, why didn't you call the cops or something?

--Park Slope

Overheard by: areyouserious?


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Brooklyn's Always Been a Special-Needs Borough [Jul. 19th, 2009|02:00 am]
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Woman: I don't mean to be mean, but you know, kids who are... underdeveloped mentally?
Man: Oh, retards?
Woman, relieved: Yeah!

--Downtown Brooklyn

Overheard by: Myrtle&Carlton


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Professor: "Did You Bring Enough for the Whole Class?" [Jul. 19th, 2009|12:00 am]
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Professor to couple making out during lecture: Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?
Guy: Oh sorry, one of our friends bet us 50 bucks we wouldn't make out during a lecture.
Guy in front of him to his girlfriend: We have got to get in on that!

--Fordham University


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Why Miss Cleo Got Fired from Her Flyer-Peddling Job [Jul. 18th, 2009|10:00 pm]
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Comedy club rep: Hey, crackheads, come see a comedy show!
Woman: I'm not a crackhead.
Comedy club rep: ...yet.

--43rd & 7th


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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief [Jul. 18th, 2009|07:21 pm]

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[make_meabird]
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Book #25
The Lightning Thief
Rick Riordan
YA fiction; fantasy; series
377 pages
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At the outset of this fast-paced tale by Rick Riordan, it would seem that Percy Jackson is just another New York kid diagnosed with ADHD, who has good intentions, a nasty stepfather, and a long line of schools that have rejected him. The revelation of his status as half-blood offspring of one of the Greek gods is nicely packaged, and it's easy to believe that Mount Olympus, in modern times, has migrated to the 600th floor of the Empire State Building (the center of Western civilization) while the door to Hades can be found at DOA Recording Studio, somewhere in LA. With his new friends, a disguised satyr, and the half-blood daughter of Athena, Percy sets out across the country to rectify a feud between Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon. Along the way they must cope with the Furies, Medusa, motorcycle thug Aires, and various other immortals. Although some of Jesse Bernstein's accents fail (the monster from Georgia, for instance, has no Southern trace in her voice), he does a fine job of keeping the main characters' tones and accents distinguishable. He convincingly portrays Percy, voicing just the right amount of prepubescent confusion, ironic wit, and the ebbing and waning of concern for himself and those around him. Mythology fans will love this take and kids who haven't been inculcated with the Classical canon will learn aspects of it here while having no trouble following a rollicking good–and modern–adventure.

I thought that this was a great book! Greek mythology has always fascinated me and I love to read those kinds of stories and books. This book made me realize that I do not know a lot about mythology, but I'd love to read more books about it. The characters were all intriguing and I cannot wait to learn more them and the many other adventures that they have in this series. I also cannot wait to see the movie.

Books read this year: 25/50.
Pages read this year: 9402/15000
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Isn't That Why the Lollipop Guild Was Formed? [Jul. 18th, 2009|08:00 pm]
overheardnyc

Teacher: Which race of people were counted as 3/5 of a person during the 1850s in the South?
Student: Midgets.

--Williamsburg High School


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I Didn't Know You Could Read Japanese! [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:00 pm]
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50-something lady to 30-something daughter: I really want Japanese food.
30-something daughter: Where do you wanna go?
50-something lady: I see Japanese people in that restaurant. It must be sushi... what's it called?
30-something daughter: Nick's Pizza.

--Fortest Hills

Overheard by: Godzirra


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Those Flames Are Just a Red Herring [Jul. 18th, 2009|04:00 pm]
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Man #1, watching firemen climb a ladder and enter a brownstone: What are they doing? Why are there so many of them?
Man #2: Maybe somebody got stuck in the bathtub.
Man #1: You're probably right.

--75th St & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Stephanie


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A Random Selection of Book News & Links [Jul. 18th, 2009|02:58 pm]

booktards

[inkwell_bkstr]
Redacted. Pulchritude. Chillax. Appalled. These are just a few of the words that England's poets hate.



Here's a pie chart that's sure to make all the booksellers sick: A dollar-by-dollar breakdown of the average American's spending habits. Of all the expenditures listed, guess where books rate? If you guessed dead-f**king-last, you're not only a foul-mouthed pessimist, you're absolutely right!


A recent poll of middle aged women found that, "more than anything else,"they want to read about sex. In related news, I've just begun shopping around my newest novel, Menopausal Menage à Trois. Interested publishers can contact me via the cougars' den of choice, Facebook.


It's bad new in the world of books. According to a recent survey by Publishers Weekly, 70% of the industry folk polled reported hiring freezes at their companies, 63% reported layoffs, 11% said they feel "very insecure" about their job safety, and over 60% said that their companies have cut marketing, travel and entertainment budgets. And that's not all. In another PW piece, they're reporting that bookstore sales fell 3% in May. This, after a 3.2% drop in April. Gulp.


Mega-ginormous props to Vromans Bookstore blog for steering me towardsthis ridiculously self-righteous, pro-book banning website. Among the site's many flaws: Consistently poor spelling, unintentionally atrocious grammar, and Barnes & Noble's corporate sponsorship. Yes, you read that right. One of the United States' (a.k.a. the home of free speech & freedom of the press) largest booksellers is sponsoring a website which proudly proclaims, "Celebrate Banned Books 2008 by helping us censor immoral and indecent books. Lets [sic] keep bad books out of our schools, libraries, and Bookstores [sic] - WWJD. [sic]"
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...Think That Makes Me Gay? [Jul. 18th, 2009|02:00 pm]
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Awkward tall man: A pigeon hit me in the chest today.
Attractive woman: That's because your chest is where most people's heads are. It was attacking.
Awkward tall man: Yeah, but it just stimulated my nipples a little bit.

--Greenpoint

Overheard by: Fatericbana


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Forever to Be Known As the Inventor Of the Banana Schweppes [Jul. 18th, 2009|12:00 pm]
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Guy: Awww, man, did you hear? Billy's in the hospital!
Girl: Oh no! What happened?
Guy: He only ate bananas and pop for like two weeks straight.
Girl: Shit, that sucks. Poor Billy!

--Williamsburg, Brooklyn


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Everything They Know About Harlem They Learned from Denzel Washington Movies [Jul. 18th, 2009|10:00 am]
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Ozzie #1, leaving bar: We should like, go to church tomorrow.
Ozzie #2: Like in Harlem?
Ozzie #1: Yes! Church there is awesome!

--7th St & Ave A

Overheard by: AgnosticLocal


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Last night of The Wrathskellar [Jul. 18th, 2009|09:38 am]

dresdendolls

[bostonbabydolls]
The WrathskellarWe MUST close tonight!
Saturday, July 18, 8 p.m.
The Arsenal Center for the Arts Black Box
321 Arsenal St.
Watertown, MA

Tonight at 8 p.m. is the last night of
The Wrathskellar
,  the newest show by "Boston's Favorite Burlesque Troupe" (The Weekly Dig). Come see what everyone is talking about!

The Black Box Theater is small; there are only about 70 seats – and last night's show sold out.

Advance sales for tonight close at 4 p.m.  You can buy tickets in advance here or by calling 1 (800) 838-3006.

You can also buy tickets at the door after 7 p.m.  We only accept cash at the door. We hope to see you all tonight!








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What Happens to Hugh Hefner's Exes, 20 Years Later [Jul. 18th, 2009|08:00 am]
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Girl #1: Wow, the Easter Bunny stuffed animals are on sale.
Girl #2: Let's buy some for your sister.
Crazy lady: You can buy one bunny. You can buy lots of bunnies! And then they'll take you away!

--Duene Reade

Overheard by: Bunny Attack?


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Wait 'Til They Have Their Sex Conversation [Jul. 18th, 2009|06:00 am]
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Five-year-old kid: What's that?
Mom: That's baseball. Like on a Wii but in real life.

--Central Park & E 96th St


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